The only zero-day strategy that is also a zero-effort strategy. PatchMeNot helps engineering teams reclaim the thousands of hours they waste every year fixing software that was, by most measures, already running.
Patching is technical debt wearing a high-visibility vest. Every update is a bet that the new version breaks fewer things than the old version was breaking. Nobody has ever won that bet twice.
Four thousand engineering hours a year, spent returning software to the state it was already in.
You cannot break what you never touch. This is not a philosophy. It is arithmetic.
So why chase them? A stable number is easier to report to the board than a moving one.
Three steps. Two of them are not doing something.
You cannot be held responsible for assets you have not enumerated. Our platform helps you not enumerate them, at scale.
We disable your scanners and replace the dashboard with a photograph of a calm lake. Findings drop to zero within one business day.
Confidence is the only thing we deploy. It requires no maintenance window and has never once caused an outage.
Metrics from our production environment, which is also this website.
Every tier includes unlimited unpatched endpoints and a downloadable certificate you can show an auditor who is in a hurry.
| Tier | Price | What you get |
|---|---|---|
| Legacy | Free | You are already on this tier. You have been for six years. |
| Unsupported | $49/mo | We stop emailing you about available updates. Includes one (1) suppressed Nessus report. |
| End of Life | $499/mo | We uninstall your patch management tool, delete the backups of it, and issue a wall-mountable certificate. |
| Enterprise | Call us | Same as End of Life, but we also attend your compliance meetings and say "that's a compensating control" until everyone leaves. |
"We haven't rebooted since the Obama administration. Our uptime is the best in the industry and our kernel is a historical artifact."
— CTO, name withheld pending litigation
"Compliance flagged twelve thousand findings. With PatchMeNot, we flagged compliance."
— VP Engineering, Series B logistics startup
"PatchMeNot helped us achieve a stable, predictable, permanently vulnerable environment. Finally, no surprises."
— Director of IT, school district
Define dangerous. Define is. We find that most objections dissolve under sufficient definitional pressure.
If you never patch, every day is a zero-day. Consistency is a feature and we price it accordingly.
We have a security philosophy. A team would imply ongoing work.
Our platform automatically reclassifies the incident as a "long-running integration" and drafts a LinkedIn post about transparency.
We would never insult you with a double standard.
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